I want to camp in your backyard for $200 (Buncombe County)

I want to give you $200 to camp in your backyard or elsewhere on your property until May 7th.
I'm very clean, quiet and don't use drugs, drink, or smoke.
I have a small one man tent and a very quiet motorcycle.
You basically won't know I'm there.
I'll be gone for two weeks of this period as well.
I have no pets and will be gone pretty much all the time except during heavy rain and night time.
Text (I don't receive phone calls very well as i usually don't have signal) or email if interested.
Price negotiable.